Bro Code

[Pinky]

I recently purchased a book called "The Bro Code"
its actually full of quite useful information, but here is somthing i thought id share with you guys.
~ Article 48 ~
A Bro never publicly reveals how many chicks he's banged.
COROLLARY: A Bro also never reveals how many chicks another bro has banged.

When a chick meets a Bro, there are three things she wants to know.

1. How much money does he make?
2. Is he shorter than her?
3. How many chicks has he banged?

Eventually, she will figure out the first two, but a Bro never answers the thired question. If, however, a Bro feels compelled to answer (i.e, sex is being withheld until he supplies a tally), he can calculate an acceptable number using the following formula:

HOW MANY CHICKS IS IT SAFE FOR A BRO TO SAY HE'S BANGED?

n=(a/10+S)+5

N= number of chicks
A = Bro's age
S = inquiring chick's slut factor (1 = nun, 10 = former nun)

[ben55]

lol does it explain what to do if your number isn't a whole number??? like do you treat 4.5 as 4 girls and i got a blowjob from some girl in high school i didn't really know or is the .5 rounded to 5 girls???

[Ghost]

Now you're thinking too hard about it

[jack37]

bro before hoes you fags

[tanny]

lol this book sounds awesome
just reading the 1st one i can think of many violators

[Pinky]

Idk ben I think that that equation only deals with whole numbers, so a bj would count as a whole one im think.
I actually bought it for this white elephant gift thing, but im going to try to steal it haha. If I do i will be able to post more,
theres alot of funny ones

[SlipKnoT]

this is pathetic

[Pinky]

Your pathetic. Halle Berry isnt even hot, gg.