I'll match the total donations from now until January 1st up to $100. Right now you're at $15, and I've already donated $50. So...

If total donations are under $50, then you're greedy fuckers, and I beat you all combined.

If donations are $50, I've also donated $50 for a grand total of $100.

If donations reach $75, I'll donate the other $25 for a total of $150.

If donations exceed $100, I'll tack on an extra $50.