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Heartsden
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Post by Heartsden »

It's been like five hours, I've been looking up fucking post after post and I'm sweating balls because of this shitty ass game that I'm trying to play because my nostalgic asshole self just doesn't want to play the new fucking Mario game that has like Bowser sucking Mario's dick off with HD revolutionary graphics. No, I want to play the fucking game where I could literally win the entire game with just civilians alone and nothing else.

Explanation:

I found out you need to install the NeoEE whatever stuff to play multiplayer, well I installed it and I can now connect to the lobby, but oh shit look at that, anything I ping instantly becomes RIP, more like rip my fucking asshole open because I can not fix it for the life of me. I also found out that it's possible to still play the game even if it is RIPping you a new one. Well I can't. I hosted a game, popped open a can of cock and waited for my mate Bob (who's in the same network) to join, well Bob joined the game, and I was like fuck yeah I'm a genius, but then oh no Bob is still RIP and when I went to launch the game after he got ready it just ended up connecting forever on the abort launch screen (or so I think because the longest amount I've let it be is like two minutes).

Okay well shit, then I look up more stuff, apparently I need to do this port forwarding thing, well fuck you man I don't wanna do no router shit atm, but man that nostalgia boner got the better of me so I logged into my Thompson asshole router and basically forwarded the ports 33334-33336 (I'll add dick pics below so u can understand). Donesky, booyah, "this is it" I thought, "This is the big boner, I can finally do it". No I can't, still doesn't start.

At this point I started getting desperate. I looked up every single guide and walkthrough I could find about this piece of shit game. I even went and modified the fucking WON notepad file whatever.

Nothing. I can't find anything besides one thing. And that one thing is still like left unsolved. And it's related to the port forwarding thing. See, when I do the port forward, this dick will ask me what ports I should include in both TCP and UDP or whatever it was. I put the 33334-33336 to both. And then it asks me to translate it. Fucking asshole wants me to learn another language just so I could play this fucking game where I could rip open Bob's asshole with my idiot civilians. Well fine, I'll learn your shitty ass language and put in my IP. Nope too bad shitstain, that translation must be five letters long only. You fuckhead router, what is wrong with you, let me play my shitty game. Obviously now I know that I need to put like a port number in it probably or something, but wtf man, what port number do I need to put in?? I'm so fucking done, I just wanna fucking fuck bob up okay. Here are some ass pics so you can understand what I'm talking about.

https://ibb.co/hCimSd Ping is ripping
https://ibb.co/nPDmSd ping still looking but this is before the first photo so dont get confused lol
https://ibb.co/mDWZDJ Port forwarding where I don't know what to do with this asshole translation??
https://ibb.co/kbOs0y network adapter for multiplayer
https://ibb.co/ndbUfy Network adapter for other Multiplayer same as multiplayer adapter thingy
https://ibb.co/cfgUfy Creating a game is all ok up until asshole explodes
https://ibb.co/mJh20y Login screen
https://ibb.co/cxkcYJ Network adapter on the actual like outside of the multiplayer area. It's the same thing as in the multiplayer areas.
https://ibb.co/ccgvLy The fucking Wank lobby config file is also here.

At the end of the day, I just wanna play this game with my mate Bob and maybe in the future with some of you guys too. I already said me and bob are in the same network, but even via LAN or direct connect we can not play. Should I just be done with it and go wank off or can one of you guys please save my life <3

P.S. Your image thing here is broken, forced me to embarrass myself and not show the pictures so I looked like an idiot asshole. Thank you.

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