Things That We Would Never Know Without EE

[_BuddHa_]

-A group of 30 marines can blow up a tank using guns.
-A building that catches on fire doesn't take any further damage.
-10 clubmen can kill a machine gunner.
-All modern planes are named with a letter followed by a number, like a B-52. 100 years later they all have "regular" names, like Titan Bomber.
-Prehistoric people always looked angry.
-A crossbowman can kill a swordsman with one shot while other archers are easily killed by the swordsman.
-A clubman needs iron.
-It takes many arrows to kill a man.
-It takes many bullets to kill a man.
-Heroes were always divided into two classes: strategic and warrior.
-Greek people talked really slow.
-Corpses disappear by fading.
-The maximum number of units you could ever have is 600.
-After the Trojans found out the Trojan Horse was a trap, they still opened their gates for it.
-Gollet always found time to juggle.
-Sentinels, guardians and watchmen can go on offense.
-If someone makes a really long speech, he will keep talking forever.
-If an old man begins waving his stick and singing, somebody will join his side.
-Modern prophets always believe the end is near. 200 years later they still think so.
-Everybody's houses matched.
-As soon as that guy using copper found out how to make bronze, the whole city changed from having straw roofs and clay walls to wooden roofs and marble walls.
-A horse runs faster than a car.
-Baby animals just appear right next to their mother.
-No matter what angle you look at a building, it always spins so its southern corner faces you.
-A modern fishing boat is not much bigger than an ancient fishing raft.
-Trees hold a certain amount of wood, and when the wood is gone the tree disappears.
-A doughboy will be thrown back violently when he is knocked on the head by a clubman, and Manfred von Richtofen will just lay down in a sleeping position when he is blown up by an explosion.
-The most technologically advanced ships full of expensive equipment, armor and ammunition can be replaced easily.
-Modern ships cost wood.
-In the future, almost everything will be equipped with lasers, and they will never give a thought about mirrors.
-Only six people can be assigned to a mine or forage patch.
-Children can't be killed.
-A nuclear explosion in a typical human-controlled base destroys only up to five buildings.
-When a swordsman strikes, his sword always makes a metal-clashing-against-metal sound, even if he is attacking an unarmed citizen.
-An airplane is no bigger than a car.
-A man is taller than a plane's fuselage.

[lightnessking.]

Woohoo our greatest scientist has proven that you can compare EE with life Everyone, lets play EE!

[lightnessking.]

Don't forget that units never run out of ammo and wooden walls can't be hitted by firestorms
and seastorms cannot damage any buildings/land/air units.

[Certainty_8D]

Win x]

Loved reading this post. God BLess EE

[SlipKnoT]

Surely copy and pasted?!

[lightnessking.]

Surely copy and pasted?!

True, I made this list in 1937.

[_BuddHa_]

yep i copied this list in a old ee forum. but i still like it

[SlipKnoT]

Yea i know, i didnt mean it ina negative way, just thought it was too much for to just throw down yourself. Gud list tho, ee has brought alot of fun

[Captain Nemo]

All archers of past were constructed of almost as much gold as wood.